SML Movie: Jeffy Goes To Jail/Script

Anon E. Muss's SML: Episode 01x01: "SML Movie: Jeffy Goes To Jail" By Anon E. Muss ACT ONE FADE IN: INT. MARIO'S LIVING ROOM - DAY. MARIO lays down on the couch asleep. ROSALINA is also on the couch. He snores loudly. We hear a groan offscreen. Enter JEFFY. JEFFY Mommy. What the hell is that loud-ass noise? ROSALINA Jeffy. Watch your language. JEFFY Well, am I supposed to say it in Spanish or something? ROSALINA That's not what I meant, Jeffy. JEFFY Then, what the hell are you trying to say? ROSALINA Jeffy. Mario wakes up with a yawn. MARIO (exhausted) What? What's going on? ROSALINA Mario. Jeffy's swearing again. JEFFY Wow. Thanks a lot, you snitchin'-ass son of a whore. You're                                                     officially the worst Mommy in the world. Great job. MARIO (furious) JEFFY! JEFFY Relax, bitch. I was just kidding. Damn Daddy can't take a damn joke. Son of a Goddamn bitch. END OF ACT ONE